I remember when you first met me
I was bitten by a big black bumble bee
You poured alcohol on my knee
I just sat and screamed
You made tators and turkey pie
It kind of tasted like toxic pesticide
Now your laughing at my swollen eyes
Thanks for the surprise
Pick a fight
Every night
That's alright
That's the story of you and me
Making up
Breaking up
Had enough
That's the story of you and me
Three years later and it's still the same
I call you baby, and you just call me lame
A dozen roses flushed down the drain
My name is Josh not Wayne
Now Im sleeping in the neighbors shed
It wasn't me it was the dog that wet the bed
It should be you sleeping here instead
My name is Josh not Ed
That's the story of you and me