Against all odds, we appear

Grew up brainwashed,

But turned out queer

Bunsplitters, rugmunchers too

We screw just how we want to screw

Hello, hello, hello, homo

With the lights out, it's advantageous

Here we are now, so fellate us

Roll it on now, lubricate us

Get us off now, ejaculate us

Play Fugazi, play Repeater

River Phoenix wearing speedos

Yeah, Queer!

Irreverent and in you face

Attacking preachers spewing hate

I'd love to puncture their balloons

Spray silly string around their rooms

The world's a mess, but for awhile

We lick and suck and feel fine

I find it hard, that's nice to find

Forget the closet, never mind

No denial, Jesse Helms on trial