He thinks he´s oscar wildebut he´s paul lynde

Can´t say anything good about anything

He flips his cigarette with disdain

You´ve failed to live up to his standards again

He´s a negative queenhe´s a negative queen

He reads all the latest magazines

He´s quick to fallowbut thinks he´s in the lead

He was there and you weren´t

You´re out of ityou´re not current

He´s a negative queenhe´s a negative queen

He drips disdainhe´s lacking tact

He´s popular in a scene

Where being nice is a radical act

Everything´s got to be just so

If it´s nothe´ll let you know

Don´t put up posters on castro street

He´ll rip them down so he shop in peace

He´s a negative queenhe´s a negative queen

He struts into a bar with swagger

Stumbles out later with a stagger

Spent half his life in a bar

Now he looks so haggard

No sympathy for a braggart

Everything´s got to be just so

If it´s nothe´ll let you know

Darlingyou simply haven´t lived

Unless you´ve lived like him

He´s a negative queenhe´s a negative queen