Wish I could turn on my light

And read my village voice

But layin' next to this beached whale

I haven't got the choice

He looked good at the time

I must have been out of my mind

Now I can't sleep

I can't sleep!

Hoping for a wild night

Of sexual gymnastics

But he thought he was god's gift

Selfish and sarcastic

I wanted to take him home

And I got him so I shouldn't groan

But I can't sleep

I can't sleep!

Minutes pass like hours

My eyes wide open

Staring up at the ceiling

Every paint crack memorized

Think I'll reset my alarm

To go off extra early

Wake him up and get him out

Try to sleep until 8:30

Being up all night's alright

If it´s filled with erotic delight

But I can't sleep

I can't sleep!