You'll probably get sweaters

Underwear and socks

But what you'd really like for Christmas

Is a nice hard cock

You deserve a cute boy

Who's horny and queer

To make the most out of Christmas cheer

I wanna be your Christmas present

I wanna be your Christmas queer

I wanna be your Christmas present

Have a homo Christmas this year

Don't be miserable

Like Morrissey

Let me do you

underneath the Christmas tree

We'll push the packages

Out of the way

And after you've unwrapped me

Naked on the floor we'll play

Your family

Won't give you encouragement

But let me give you

Sexual nourishment

Licking nipples

Licking nuts

Putting candy canes

Up each other's butts