Cute drunk boys in gay bars

All the trouble they cause

They come onto you so bold

Get them home they pass out cold

You go to sleepthey start to snore

I can´t put with this any more

Oh no nono no no

Waited so longhow much more to go? 

Frustratedsitting at home

Life´s too short to spend alone

So you throw some clothes on that tired body

Venture out'n try to meet somebody

But it´s a temporary gain

To tide you over and keep you from going insane

Oh no nono no no

Waited so longhow much more to go? 

My straight friends are having weddings

That´s not where my life is heading

O drunken squalorget tree behind me

But there´s always some old trick there to remind me

I´m professionally singleyou know

I´m so experienced that by now i´m a pro

Oh no nono no no

Waited so longhow much more to go?