Size don´t matter

Well that´s usually true

More important

Is who it´s attached to

But to find a larger tool

Can sometimes be so thrilling

It goes down smooth

Definitely more filling

It´s fat and wide

I can barely get my hand around it

Thick as a can of beer

Waiting for my lips to surround it

When I was young they´d complain

That I had a big mouth

But now it comes in handy

When my beercan boy gets randy

Beercan boymy beercan boy

Beercan boymy beercan boy

I want to get him off

And feel his silky jizz

I want to pop his top

And see him spurt and fizz

Look at the head on that brew!

I´ll go down on it and nuzzle it

But no swallowing allowed

Even though i´d to guzzle it

I´m afraid we´ll get into a quarrel

Cause with one that big

It´s tough to do anything more

Than oral