"What have we here then?

That girls got shorter hair than her boyfriend

What is it with the kids these days?"

And the way his head goes straight into his back

It almost gave me a heart attack

I could tell he was an animal



So lets hear it from the salt of the earth

I guess your narrow sight

Has seen you right since birth

C'mon, Raise your glass, Lets have some noise

Release your hate boys



Oh, work is over, it's time to cut loose

The nights alive, The nights alive

Time to pay your dues to your misplaced frustrations

Got a rant from a prat

Sitting there chewing his fat

He made it clear I wasn't his mate

Didn't concern me at all

The nights alive, The nights alive

The nights alive, Yeah right

I can't believe the bother your giving me



What have we here then

Some red-neck pissing his hard earned money

Down his throat

Just to let off some steam

built up from a hard weeks work

Like the weekend and the weekend before

With an excuse to shout out to the world

Just what a bigot he is