One time 
Two times

She can't trust
Her daddy caught a flight 
Boyfriend, no job
But he's in Off-White

Decline in the State of Minds
Well who do we think it was 

And it's a sign of the times
Act like MCR, 2009
Yea we're all up to something,
And you had your time before

You already know!
I told you, I'm just a Millennial 
You already know!
I told you, I'm just a Millennial 

Get ripped and watch the Zeitgeist 
Skinny dipping in the moonlight
Call up the neighborhood watch,
I think we tripped a few alarms 

Remember when you were alive
Like a video store in 2005
We're still up to something,
Like you weren't in 94?

Don't say I told you so (Say I told you so) 
You already know 

You already know!
I told you, I'm just a Millennial 
You already know!
I told you, I'm just a Millennial 

And why do you drive so slow 
And act like you've never done drugs 

(Let's go take off our clothes
Turn the lights off and I'm ready to go 
Let's go take off our clothes
Turn the lights up come on give 'em a show)

You already know! 
I'm just a Millennial 

I told you, told you so. 

Turn the lights off, I'm ready to go 

We're not even Millennials. 
We're not even Millennials.