"No more wanking your wanky young man

Get hair on the palm of your hands

You think I'm going blind 'cause I do it all the time

A sin that I'll never understand

Everytime time the water runs

Everytime the wind blows

Even just a nipple on the tube

There's only one thing for an obsession

The single greatest thing that you can do



This boys a dirty birdy

He's gotta wank it!

Inside the thoughts are dirty

He's gotta wank it!

This boys a dirty birdy

He's gotta wank it!

Inside the thoughts are dirty

He's gotta wank it!



Busted at the scene of the crime by your mom

But you never really ever understands

It's the single greatest thing you can do for yourself

Unless you can do it with a friend

Standing in the shower

Lying on the bed

Thinking of Britney Spears in the nude

There's only one thing for an obsession

The single greatest thing that you can do



This boys a dirty birdy

He's gotta wank it!

Inside the thoughts are dirty

He's gotta wank it!

This boys a dirty birdy

He's gotta wank it!

Inside the thoughts are dirty

He's gotta wank it!



One cum for the ladies

For the girls that have gotta get a fix

Some cum with little boys

Some cum with little toys

If it only does the clic with triple 6



This boys a dirty birdy

He's gotta wank it!

Inside the thoughts are dirty

He's gotta wank it!

This boys a dirty birdy

He's gotta wank it!

Inside the thoughts are dirty

He's gotta wank it!"