every time when you open the door
i've to be silent lay down on the floor
just to give you a welcome in the living room
but you kick me a boom

but there's no-one who gives a sign 
of respect that would be fine
'cause i have my job to do 4 you
your wife and your crew

this song will conquer the ground
where i was found
this song will conquer the floor
you should ignore

i see all kind of visitors
granddads aunts baby-sitters
there all gonna cross my well-groomed place 
or drop their suitcase

sometimes there comes a Jehovah痴 witness
always when my beautiful mistress 
looks tv in her fancy nightdress
ever telling the same more or less

this song will conquer the ground
where i was found
this song will conquer the floor
you should ignore

i even have the right to say
i once met a thief on the way
to steal some objects of value i guess
i thought i was defenceless

but in his rush he stumbled over me 
followed by what an infernal noise should be
so the neighbours became suspicious
they overpowered him gorgeous