She has a beautiful face

And no tattoos

Long hair that doesn't smell like cigarettes or booze

She's a virgin in forty-nine states

And she's not from Jersey, so she's feeling kinda out of place

Nine-digit combination to her embrace

Off Topic – eight letters and one space

I've been this life, been this twice

Every time I do right it's not because of, it's in spite

So much nothing happens for so long

Then inspiration strikes from nowhere and there's a new song

The worst joke life plays on us kids is

You have no choice who you fall in love with

And girl if you wanna ride, we can ride

Put that shit in drive

And cruise til the sunrise

And if you wanna just chill in these cold months

I'd be happy just to relax for once



She's into hip-hop music

Some of it I'm not feeling

But we can argue about it

That makes her more appealing

She don't play herself, least not that I've seen

And she don't give a fuck about what's cool in a magazine

She stays real positive, and I admire that

She comes running for a hug when the world makes her sad

Sometimes I think everything we learned growing up as kids

Must be ninety-nine percent bullshit and one ad-lib

I can't believe the circumstances surrounding me

Nothing ever seems to happen how it's supposed to be

How could something that seems to be so damn perfect

In actuality be all fucked and not worth it?

But girl if you wanna ride, we can ride

Put that shit in drive

And cruise til the sunrise

And if you wanna just chill in these cold months

I'd be happy just to relax for once



She's got her ears pierced, but that's it

No nipples, belly button, no clit

A little bit of make-up, but she could do without

None of the fakeness that Phife talked about

The girl's just chill and I can't understand it

She's got two really fucked up parents

Her dad thinks he's a pimp, her mom is transparent

They're both focused on grandma's inheritance

I remember nearly every detail of the transaction

But I'm still not really sure how it happened

All I know is that I gave a little part of me

Now I'm just a little less of what I used to be

So girl if you wanna ride, we can ride

Put that shit in drive

And cruise til the sunrise

And if you wanna just chill in these cold months

I'd be happy just to relax for once

And girl if you wanna ride, we can ride

Put that shit in drive

And cruise til the sunrise

And if you wanna just chill in these cold months

I'd be happy just to stay home and fuck