Woke up same clothes from last night or the night 
before
Smashed up my alarm clock 
but its still ringing on my bedroom floor 
My brain tells me go back to sleep
Something is happening planet ministry is calling...
Get up...get up join in...join in
It's time to pump up the volume
Wake up it's the ministry of mayhem (ministry of 
mayhem) it's a...
Non stop punk rock hurricane AM (ministry of mayhem)
Dogs are barking neighbours howling we can't hear a 
thing so...
Wake up it's the ministry of mayhem
Chaos is drueling invading robosapiens
Holly you're looking so fit
Oh wont u let me be your superman
Feels like i've been hit by a train
Something is happening planet ministry is calling....
Get up...get up join in....join in
It's time to pump up the volume
Wake up it's the ministry of mayhem (ministry of 
mayhem) it's a...
Non stop punk rock hurricane AM (ministry of mayhem) 
Dogs are barking neighbours howling we can't hear a 
thing so...
Wake up it's the ministry of mayhem....
a hey a hey here we go now!
Na na na na na na ooo ministry of mayhem na na na na na 
na ooo
Think i'm going just a little bit crazy
Dr Helmet been experimenting on me
Better than double vision 
Triplets on my television
Little Ray is chasing me for breaching their security
ministry of mayhem...saturday!
Wake up it's the ministry of mayhem (ministry of 
mayhem) it's a...
Non stop punk rock hurricane AM (ministry of mayhem)
Dogs are barking neighbours howling we can't hear a 
thing so!
Wake up it's the ministry of mayhem...
a hey a hey here we go now
Na na na na na na ooo ministry of mayhem na na na na na 
na ooo
It's the ministry of ministry of ministry of MAYHEM