this tab is in order!

Intro (Guitar 1): 3X
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-7xxxx-7xxxx-7xx-4xxxx-4xxxx-4xx-5xxxx-5xxxx-5xx-7xxxx-7-9-7-----|
D|-5xxxx-5xxxx-5xx-4xxxx-4xxxx-4xx-5xxxx-5xxxx-5xx-7xxxx-------9-7-|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

Intro (Guitar 1) Continuted:
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------5p3-----------|
G|-7xxxx-7xxxx-7xx-4xxxx-4xxxx-4xx-5xxxx-5xxxx-5xx-7-----4p2p0-----|
D|-5xxxx-5xxxx-5xx-4xxxx-4xxxx-4xx-5xxxx-5xxxx-5xx-7---------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

Intro (Guitar 2): 2X
e|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|---------4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|
D|-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|
A|-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-|
E|-3-3-3-3-------------------------|

Intro (Guitar 2) Continued:
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|---------4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-7-|
D|-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-7-|
A|-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-5-|
E|-3-3-3-3-------------------|

Riff 1: 4X
e|-----------------------|
B|-----------------------|
G|---------4-5-5-5-5-5-4-|
D|-5-5-5-2-4-3-3-3-3-3-4-|
A|-5-5-5-2-2-3-3-3-3-3-2-|
E|-3-3-3-0---------------|

Riff 1 Continued:
e|-----------|
B|-----------|
G|-----12-12-|
D|-5-5-12-12-|
A|-5-5-10-10-|
E|-3-3-------|

Verse: 2X
e|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|---------4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|
D|-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|
A|-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-|
E|-3-3-3-3-------------------------|

i have a friend who's only joy in life is to skate, surf, and flog his log.
that is all he wants to do and i think that's really great.

Verse Continued: 2X
e|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|---------7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-|
D|-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-|
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-|
E|-3-3-3-3-----------------|

then one day he had an accident, they had to amputate his arms.
guess if he was sad that day?

Verse Continued:
e|---------|
B|---------|
G|-5-5-5-5-|
D|-5-5-5-5-|
A|-3-3-3-3-|
E|---------|

Riff 2 (Guitar 1): 2X
e|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
G|-7xxxx-7xxxx-7xx-4xxxx-4xxxx-4xx-5xxxx-5xxxx-5xx-7xxxx-7-9-7-----|
D|-5xxxx-5xxxx-5xx-4xxxx-4xxxx-4xx-5xxxx-5xxxx-5xx-7xxxx-------9-7-|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------|

Riff 2 (Guitar 1) Continued:
e|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------|
G|-7xxxx-7xxxx-7xx-4xxxx-4xxxx-4xx-5xxxx-5xxxx-5xx-7-|
D|-5xxxx-5xxxx-5xx-4xxxx-4xxxx-4xx-5xxxx-5xxxx-5xx-7-|
A|---------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------|

Riff 2 (Guitar 2): 2X
e|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|---------4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|
D|-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|
A|-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-|
E|-3-3-3-3-------------------------|

Riff 2 (Guitar 2) Continued:
e|---------------------------|
B|---------------------------|
G|---------4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-7-|
D|-5-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-5-7-|
A|-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-5-|
E|-3-3-3-3-------------------|

Chorus: 4X
e|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------------|
G|---------------------5xxxx-5-5-7xxxx-7-7-|
D|-5xxxx-5-5-2xxxx-2-2-5xxxx-5-5-7xxxx-7-7-|
A|-5xxxx-5-5-2xxxx-2-2-3xxxx-3-3-5xxxx-5-5-|
E|-3xxxx-3-3-0xxxx-0-0---------------------|

he can't surf, he cant skate, and he sure can't masturbate no more.

Bridge (Guitar 1):
e|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|---3-5-5b7r5-3---3b5r3-3b5r3-3b5r3-3b5r3-----3---|
D|-5-------------5-------------------------5-5---5-|
A|-------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------|

e|-----------------------------------8-----------------------|
B|-8-11p10p8-11p10p8-11p10p8-11p10p8---11-8------------------|
G|------------------------------------------10-5p3-----3-2---|
D|-------------------------------------------------5-5-----5-|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------|

e|---------------------------------------------------|
B|---6-8b9r8-6---6-8b9r8-6---6-8b9r8-6h8-6h8-6h8-6h8-|
G|-7-----------7-----------7-------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------|

e|--------------------------------------------------|
B|--------------------------------------------------|
G|---3-5-5b7r5-3---3b5r3-3b5r3-3b5r3-3b5r3-----5---7|
D|-5-------------5-------------------------5-5---5--|
A|--------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------|

Bridge (Guitar 2):
e|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|-----------------5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|
D|-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-|
A|-5-5-5-5-2-2-2-2-3-3-3-3-5-5-5-5-|
E|-3-3-3-3-0-0-0-0-----------------|

Ending: 4X
e|-------------------------|
B|-------------------------|
G|---------7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-|
D|-5-5-5-5-7-7-7-7-5-5-5-5-|
A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-3-3-3-3-|
E|-3-3-3-3-----------------|

then one day he had an accident, they had to amputate his arms.
guess if he was sad that day?

Ending Continued:
e|-------------|
B|-------------|
G|-5-5-5-5-----|
D|-5-5-5-5-5-5-|
A|-3-3-3-3-5-5-|
E|---------3-3-|