VOMITATION

Maybe I will

Maybe I won't

Maybe I'll do it

Maybe I don't

Maybe I feel it

Maybe I faint

Maybe I am

And maybe I ain't.

Remember beans

Good for your heart

The more you eat them

The more you're fat

The more you're fat

The better you feel

So eat them beans

Beans at every meal.

Masturbation

Will give you a thrill

The more you beat it

The more you feel

The mere you feel it

The better you like

So beat it, beat it,

Beat it all the night.

Vomitation

Is never fun

The more you vomit

The more it runs

The more it runs

The better you feel

That vomitation

Sure will make you ill.