You can't keep a home
And you can't repay a loan
And both your cars have just been reposessed
I'd love to love you less

And when we're alone
Half the time you're on the phone
Well, maybe baby if I sent it in a text
I'd love to love you less

But much to my horror
You ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer
It's a good thing my friends ain't hard to impress
I'd love to love you less

Oh, but I'd be sad, I'd be blue
And if you left I'd cry about you
But I'd eventually forget
If it wasn't for this tattoo
You made me get

Oh, look what you made me do
Now I'm stuck with you
And so is everyone who'll ever see me undressed
I wish I loved you less

Oh, what can I say, what can I do
My heart can't help but pound for you
And no matter how hard I try
And Lord knows how hard I've tried
Your hold on me just won't undo

Oh, but don't you cry for me
I've always had weak knees
For somebody who can go all night without rest
I'd love to love you less
I must confess I'd love to love you less
Oh yes, I'd love to love you less