I'm in a bar full of bikers and a handful of junkies
And there's a 50-50 chance that they're planing to jump me
Anybody drinking here is lucky just to leave here alive

Oh well, my favourite little waitress has a hold on my eye
But there's a shotgun loaded hidden under the bar
Her finger's on the trigger, if anybody gets outta' line

There's other places that are better to go
But I'm addicted to the red light show
Feel like a king and she's my ace in the hole
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

She's gonna be my midnight queen
Lock 'n' load and I'm ready to go
She's gonna lick my pistol clean
She's got a hold on me and ain't letting go
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

Well, she walks like a model and she talks like a trucker
Doesn't want a lollipop but she sure loves a sucker
They're closing in around her, I'm cutting to the front of the line

She's got a bottle of Tequila and a lime for her lips
Lay that body on the bar and put that salt on her hips
I was lying when I told her that I'm only gonna lick her tonight

There's other places that are better to go
But I'm addicted to the red light show
Feel like a king and she's my ace in the hole
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

She's gonna be my midnight queen
Lock 'n' load and I'm ready to go
She's gonna lick my pistol clean
She's got a hold on me and ain't letting go

She's gonna be my sex machine,
And I can never get her under control
She's gonna climb all over me
I'm like a pony in my own rodeo
And I can't get enough of the things that she does

And I can't get enough of the things that she does

She's gonna be my midnight queen
Lock 'n' load and I'm ready to go
She's gonna lick my pistol clean
She's got a hold on me and ain't letting go

She's gonna be my sex machine
And I can never get her under control
She's gonna climb all over me
I'm like a pony in my own rodeo
And I can't get enough of the things that she does