They got lots of opium and Lapsang Souchong
Siam, Siam

All the fancy pussycats come from this area
Also got a lot of animals that scare ya
Siam, Siam

Python legs are poached in slimy toasaliva
After eating that I'm lucky I'm aliva
I am, yes I am

Ask the king if you can stay to sample cuisine
Maybe he will even let you dine with the queen
Siam, Siam

Nicest little place I live in since Budapest
If you think that I'm in love you're right, I confess
I am, I am, yes I am, with Siam
I am
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