weasel is cool, weasel is great
weasel can hide a rabbit 
in a tiny place
so I bought one, my special friend
I learned him to be 
friendly and to piss in cans
weasel's my dude, I named him fred
now he can 
run outside and will always come back
I loved my cat, she was so sweet,
but 
far too weak to cope with fred his jalousy

every moment that i miss you, 
miss you my sweet cat
I'm so terrified to kill you, kill you my dear 
fred
all my neightbours say they're missing their favorite pet
it's bad, 
it's not me, but it's my
little fred, it's so sad, I think I'll just have to 
smash that weasel dead

weasel is cool, weasel is nice
weasel can ride a 
bike on highway sixty-nine
but I forgot to buy his corn
I had to fed him all 
the birdies of my son
my family they don't understand
that my love for this 
animal could be so big
so I left home with my dear fred
and a hammer if I'd 
have to smash his head 

every moment that i miss you, miss you my sweet 
cat
I'm so terrified to kill you, kill you my dear fred
all my neightbours 
say they're missing their favorite pet
it's bad, it's not me, but it's 
my
little fred, it's so sad, I think I'll just have to smash that weasel 
dead



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