Music - Dave

Lyrics - Ron 



Ding dong

Is anyone home

Welcome to the block

Notice

I didn't knock

Where're you from

Were you in Vietnam

Or were you

Smart enough to duck

What about 

Something for lunch

By the way

What do you weigh

You must come to my church

I know you'll

Give and give

So welcome to the block

On Saturday mornings

I mow the yard

Saturday mornings

He mows the yard



Welcome wagon, welcome wagon

Won't you be my friend

Welcome wagon, welcome wagon

Till the bitter end



I'd like to go back

To SaoPaulo

South America

Down in Brazil

Then it was off

To Rio De Janeiro

I was still thinking

About SaoPaulo

The beautiful beaches

Of Ipanemia

Wasn't long

We saw the Tonga

Over the mountains

Through the jungles

On our way to

Humberto's place

South America down in Brazil



Welcome wagon, welcome wagon

Won't you be my friend

Welcome wagon, welcome wagon

Till the bitter end



No one is home

Next time

Leave a message

On my telephone

Can you hear

Scottish bagpipes

On LSD

Listen now

Take a Ride



Don't you remember

From back in '83

You had a crush

On me

Now you wont look my way

Just yesterday

I won the lottery

Now you remember

Follow me

Like a cat

I'm with the In crowd

Drive a Rolls Royce

Let the butler

Take your hat

Whoever thought

Reality could be a dream

Just yesterday

I won the lottery



Welcome wagon, welcome wagon

Won't you be my friend

Welcome wagon, welcome wagon

Till the bitter end