Welcome to the planet Earth. Welcome to the USA.
Time to get in line so we can CLASSIFY you
Want to be a human, but we can't seem to think that way.
So instead we'll cut you up and try to divide you with...
LABELS! (They want to give me...)
Am I a man? Or a crayon? Do I look like a man?
Welcome to your brand new job. Happy now that you're a slave?
Please fill out this form so we can CLASSIFY you
Think you're an employee, but numbers soon replace your name.
Put the check inside the box so we can divide you with...
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I want to be a human, but you can't see past my hide.
I'm being Classified.