Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh!
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh.

She was standing next to him in front of
All his friends, what did she do to you, Man, he said, She,
She went south, she dropped her jaw a bit and knew she
Should of spit, she smiled and laughed and knew she should have,
Should of spit,
Her man can do a keg stand.

He lifts her up above his meat head
And throws her in, her clothes were dry, she said, 'Don't, that hurts'.
He said, 'Shut up, you don't know pain, my Dad, he taught me,
Taught me well, he drinks all day, hits on my girlfriend'.
But that's okay,
Her man can do a keg stand.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh!
You can be a real man, if you can do a keg stand.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh.
You can be a real man, if you can do a keg stand.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh!
You can be a real man, if you can do a keg stand.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh.
You can be a real man.

He's lifting weights,
He's looking great, so great.
He's lifting weights,
He's looking great, so great.

WOW!!!

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh!
You can be a real man, if you can do a keg stand.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!

She was standing next to him in front of
All his friends, what did she do to you, Man, he said, She,
She went south, she dropped her jaw a bit and knew she
Should of spit, she smiled and laughed and knew she should have,
Should of spit,
Her man can do a keg stand.

Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh!
You can be a real man, if you can do a keg stand.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh.
You can be a real man, if you can do a keg stand.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh!
You can be a real man, if you can do a keg stand.
Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh.
You can be a real man.