I'm not
Your favorite show anymore.
It seems my ratings have dropped
Faster than shows with singing cops.
With too many commercials,
I put you to sleep.
With too many commercials.

She said she's acting
And she wants to direct
Some side shows.
She said she's acting
But she wants to direct.
She said she's acting
But she wants to direct.
Some side shows.
But I think I know the truth...

She'd rather go solo
Than be acting with me.

Whoa-whoa-oh.

I'm not
Your favorite show anymore.
It seems my ratings have dropped
Faster than shows with singing cops.
With too many commercials,
Well, I put you to sleep.
With too many commercials.

Just got a letter from the local network
Big shot.
Just got a letter from the local big shot.
Just got a letter from the local network
Big shot.
And I think I know the truth...

Well, I'm too big for TV,
Here comes the big screen.

Whoa-oh-oh!

I'm not
Your favorite show anymore.
It seems my ratings have dropped
Faster than shows with singing cops.
With too many commercials,
Well, I put you to sleep.
With too many commercials.

I'm not
Your favorite show anymore.
It seems my ratings have dropped
Faster than shows with singing cops.
With too many commercials,
Well, I put you to sleep.
With too many commercials.