(feat. Ludacris)



This is the story of The Jack N Tha Jacka

One is the victim the other is the attacker

One carries credit cards the other carry gats

One learned the story from the other belie dat!

I said this is the story of The Jack N Tha Jacka

One is the victim the other is the attacker

One carries credit cards the other carry gats

One learned the story from the other belie dat!



Hi how ya doin? My name is Jack

I have a wife, 2 kids, a dog, and a rat

I tried to kill the son of a bitch this morning

But i couldnt really focus cuz my wifes out whorrin'

I love my kids although there dumber than fuck

Part of the reason is cuz there all drugged up

Lisnin to some fucker on the radio named Shady

I Kinda like the kid i guess that makes me crazy

Anyway the reason that im here is to tell you about something that happened to me the other day

Where I had a guy run up to my Rover

Then He pulled out his gun and told me to scoot over

I seen the real in his eye

So I said will do

He said



"Just Keep Cool and Maybe I Wont Have to Blast You"

Ima ask you one time give me yo shit and give it quick

Or I'll bust both yo lips

You rich people make me sick

With your luxirious Cars, luxirious Clothes and Shoes

But im snatchin that shit

Cuz I aint got shit to lose

So up yo wallet the checkbook and the gold chain

Then strip to yo socks and get the fuck out the Range



What are ya sayin ya fuckin theif

Im helpin you out

How you gonna threatin to kill me and put me out

If you were gonna kill me I dont think u'd be hesitating

Instead your shaking and bullshit conversating

Yeah im a rich mother fucker, got a lot of money

But my wife spends it all gotta work to keep it coming

Payin taxes to support  people like you

No this isnt a black thing ill tell you what i'll do

I'll write you a check just for respect

Cuz you'll never get anything takin other peoples shit

I wont cancel the check I will have it approved

Who do I write this check out "Thugs R Us" or you



Ha Ha you think you funny but im the one with the gat

And if I shake a little more ill lay your white ass flat

Fuck the check we'll go back to my original plan

Since im the one with the bullets I think i'll make the demands



Come on buddy meet me half way

I'll take you to my house will my children are

I'll show you where i stay

We'll go to the basement pull the money outta the floor

Introduce you to my wife and let you fuck the little whore

I'll even make ya famous, wanna know how? (How)

Meet my little friend

(gun shots)

(phone dialing)

Hi operator I just killed this little car jacker

He's bleedin all over my shit



That was the story of The Jack N Tha Jacka

One was the victim the other was the attacka

One carries credit cards the other carry gats

Better investigate before you go fuckin with Jack