Some motherfuckin' kid shot me
In the neck and broke my stride
Supersoaker md50 useless for a suicide
Six suburban faggots cruisin' useless on a joyride
Soakin' down the passerby
Laughin' just in time to fly
I'm waitin' for you on the curb, punk bitches gonna die
Strokin' my .380 for a real fuckin' homicide
Broken bottle in my hand
Now I'm sure you'll understand
Your water pistols can't disguise
The symbol of the world's demise
My eyes are bleedin' 'cuz they're burning
Now 'cuz I'm screaming heads are turning
Only kids just having fun
Laughing water in the sun
But mom, I'm gonna cut your boy
For playin' with a stupid toy
Fuckin' with a man
Who has to take a stand
Against those fake motherfuckin' pussies
Gettin' dickie as mad as fuck
Jarheads, my pipe wrench takes
The windshield off your fuckin' truck
Glass in your face
Nose in the dash
I'm laughin' like a maniac
As I watch you crash