Strokin' stinky chicken that you call a waitress

Pushin' 25 and you're already bald

Whatcha got hidin' back under your mattress

Pissin' like a pedophile back in the stalls



Shit stains cookin' in the crack of your ass

Cut your little brother with a broken glass



Roy - hangin' at the firehouse

Roy - tappin' on your gameboy

Roy - choke him with a dirty rag

Roy - gonna cum in his mouth



Bitchin' blue light on the top of your ride

Lookin' twice the man that you are inside

Muscle car shirt that you got from the hamper

Drinkin' down your coffee but you smell like pampers



Crossing guard at the elementary school

But your zipper's wide open at the public pool



Roy - hangin' at the firehouse

Roy - tappin' on your gameboy

Roy - choke him with a dirty rag

Roy - gonna cum in his mouth



Never had a girlfriend your mama's surprised

Wonder about the creepy look you got in your eyes

There's a number on your beeper but it's nobody cool

Ball cap cheap shades you're nobody's fool



Bottom of your class but the first on the scene

There's a dude in your car and he's only 15



Roy - hangin' at the firehouse

Roy - tappin' on your gameboy

Roy - choke him with a dirty rag

Roy - gonna cum in his mouth