Y'all madd mothers can take a step aside.

Michelob dreams are bein' served on the side.

A man runs smoother when he's nice and high. 

The wheel without the bottle will leave you sick and 

dry.



One point zero.

f**k no.

Gotta go.



Gotta get home even when I'm stoned.

My designated driver ain't got a workin' phone.

Why'd you put the bar so far from my home?

You take a lotta chances when you're drinkin' alone.



One point zero.

f**k no.

Gotta go.



Bars and cars are like a man and his wife.

I never turn the key with thought of takin' a life.

So I'm rollin' like a demon with foam on my lips.

Got an extra six pack for a two dollar tip.



One point zero.

f**k no.

Gotta go.



When you're sittin' on sunday watchin' tv.

You're sure as hell to see a picture of me.

Smilin' at the chevy with the 4 wheel drive.

And a michelob man crusin' high and alive.



One point zero.

f**k no.

Gotta go.