All those people that you know
all those people that you know
all those people that you know
floating in the river are logs

i could buy myself a reason
i could sell myself a job
i could hang myself on treason
all the folks i know are gone

All those people that you know
all those people that you know
all those people that you know
floating in the river are logs

so i ate the wedding cake
till the whole damn thing was gone
and i'm going to drown the ocean
now ain't none of that so wrong

All those people that you know
all those people that you know
all those people that you know
floating in the river are logs

i'm gonna take this sack of puppies
gonna set it out to freeze
gonna climb around on all fours
till all the blood falls out my knees

All those people that you know
all those people that you know
all those people that you know
floating in the river are logs

let's take this potted plant
to the woods and set it free
i'm gonna tell the owners
just how nice that was of me

i could buy myself a reason
i could sell myself a job
i could hang myself on treason
FOR I AM MY OWN DAMN GOD

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA