'96 you were the king of the world
Badass in every way
Huntin' the invaders yeah a smooth operator
Kickin' ass and savin' the day
DUKE: 'Hey, that's not fair!'
Fans: 'Who are you supposed to be now??'
DUKE: 'Don't you know who I am?'
Fans: 'You're an out of date, redundant sacred cow !!'
Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool
But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old 
school
Duke (Duke!) You used to be cool
Learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame 2 
weapon rule
And then the world might not be so cruel...
So we waited for your regal return
How could we know you'd become
A f*****' ****** hidin' behind a wall
****- I guess you found more gum
DUKE: 'Things have changed in 12 years'
Fans: 'You've become a wimp since then!'
DUKE: **** - gettin' drunk off one beer'
Fans: 'You should still be sober after ten!'
Duke (Duke) You used to be cool
But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old 
school
Duke (Duke) You used to be cool
Learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame 2 
weapon rule
And then the world might not be so cruel...
'Now I'm really pissed off'
And the aliens say...
'WE WANT YOUR WOMEN!! WE WANT YOUR WOMEN!!!
GIVE US YOUR WOMEN!!! GIVE US YOUR WOMEN!!!'
Duke (Duke) You used to be cool
But you gotta make your mind up if you're modern or old 
school
Duke (Duke) You used to be cool
Learn to kick ass again and get rid of that lame 2 
weapon rule
And then the world might not be so cruel...
So cruel...