Conservative Man wears his myth on his skin

Liberal Man has to explain his and keeps his shirt all buttoned up

Conservative Man greets Liberal Man with a well-rehearsed cold stare

Liberal Man replies by issuing forth horseshit

Conservative Man retaliates by taking the concrete reality of the

situation and lodging it,like a wedge,right between both sides of

Liberal Man's brain

Liberal Man is caught off gaurd by this apparent non-abstraction

There is one full minute of confusion

Liberal Man becomes Conservative Man

Conservative Man becomes Liberal Man

War is declared

Liberal Man cheats by calling in reinforcements

Conservative Man is set upon by a mob and murdered

Said mob then turns on Liberal Man and he dies a broken man