When Mr. Brown said he felt good
I tell you it's no lie
I feel better than that
(I feel better than that)

When Johnny & The Silver Beatles
Had your volume high
I feel better than that

Maybe it's the time or place, 
Or maybe it's your stupid face
That's turning me on
Maybe it's the crowded room
Or maybe it's the bass drum boom
That's kicking this song
I feel better than that
(I feel better than that)

The first time that you saw Bardot
Inside you really glow
But I feel better than that
(I feel better than that)

You had a crush on Brando
And you tingle down below
But I feel better than that
Maybe it's the strobing lights
Or maybe it's the music
That is turning me on
Maybe it's your go-go hair
Or maybe it's the cracking snare
That's hitting this song
I feel better than that
(I feel better than that)

One four letter word is the sole reason why
Let me spell it out for you
L-O-V-E, I'm talking about love

Take a locomotive, with it's head all full of steam
I feel better than that
(I feel better than that)
Like a Saturn C5 rocket with a roller coaster scream
I feel better than that

Maybe it's the time or place, 
Or maybe it's your stupid face
That's turning me on
Maybe it's the crowded room
Or maybe it's the bass drum boom
That's kicking this song
I feel better than that
(I feel better than that)
I feel better than that
I feel better than that
(I feel better than that)
I feel better than that