December ringtone on your mobile phone

Oh little girl, where have you been?

I can see on your face that you have looked

On such a sordid scene

And it's not all what you've done

Broken hearts and silly tarts

I hope you've had your fun


Little girl, what did you see?

You wonder at the world

It's just another case of male mentality

Another notch on your post

The lies are getting taller

But the spies getting close

Oh so close


I'm sorry to tell ya

The spies have all seen ya

Yeah they got your number

That night in December

I tried to ignore ya

My face is like thunder

But I swear it I saw ya

That night in December


I'm sorry mate but there's something to say

Everyone's been holding back

But maybe it's better off this way

See something happened last night

These ... throw their dirty deeds (?)

And you just say 'alright'


You're not the first

And no, you won't be the last

Lock your sons up while your daughters

... have a tango with the lads (?)


Another notch on your post

The ... are getting taller (?)

But the spies getting close

Oh so close


I'm sorry to tell ya

The spies have all seen ya

Yeah they got your number

That night in December

I tried to ignore ya

My face is like thunder

But I swear it I saw ya

That night in December


She'll pull you down and push you under

She wants it (she wants it, she wants it, you know)

She don't mess around

Shes only after the one thing


But why you got her dancing

... conspiring (?)

They're telling their tales

Of their wicked ways

And now comes a time

When the bitching ... (?)

And all the pieces have been put in place


I'm sorry to tell ya

The spies have all seen ya

Yeah they got your number

That night in December, oh