We took the crowd,

You were drunk and I was loud.

We pulled a fast one zigzagging around.

Made our way

To a table straight away.

And if you're able…



Baby, bet everything.

You're going to lose

But believe it or not you'll be highly amused



'Cause what's it worth anyway?

It's just another broken part.

Give 'em your artificial heart.



Pass the hat;

chalk up a real debt. Fancy that!

I fucking called it!

Now we're on a roll.

Lose some more.

Show him it's worth dying for

And play your favorite.



Baby bet everything

You're going to lose

But believe it or not you'll be highly amused



'Cause what's it worth anyway?

It's just another broken part.

Give 'em your artificial heart.



Punched the floor

And through the door.

And baby, may I just say on a side note.

Nothing's changed.

(Just rearranged

For you to fix.

You're awesome at it).



But these tricks

Are just theatrics

Wearing your battery out.



So splash your face

And put on that gown.

It's a race and I'm heading back down.



Baby, bet everything.

You're going to lose

But believe it or not you'll be highly amused



Because what's it worth anyway?

It's just another broken part

And I just can't get the thing to start.

Here is my artificial heart.