Fightin' in clubs

Calm down and take it easy, man.

Lighten up, bud.

I'm in the back,

Drinkin' bud light, and lightin' up bud

You in the front, 

With the thug types,

Missin the fun

Shit, i do this for you kids

Getting laughed at

Because you come from the country,

But still understand rap tracks.

Fuck that asshole in math class

Who said i look like a jackass,

cause i wear my hat backwards.

Check me now, i'm on some abstract work.

The way i dress don't mean I'll snatch that purse.

You stretch the truth,

More than Jack Black's shirts

Shit, I'm half bad,

A slashed, half ass nerd.

I'm at the local gun club

With an unplugged,

Nintendo gun from Duck Hunt

Screaming “Want blood!”

Got into this hip hop,

Through dumb luck

Thanks Luke, 

Yeah, I ain't gonna front bra.

This is Boyd, uncut.

I heard you and your boys, is

On 'roids and your nuts shrunk up.

Well everytime i bolt,

I gotta lug nuts

I used to love rap,

But then i did it and realized it's all fucked up.



You see, I love to spit

But i hate the game

I'm too real for it.

I can't even fake my name

So haters,

Do us a favour...

Euthanasia.

Cause you're too much of a woman to use a razor.

Well this man works for nothin

Like the youth in Asia

Wearin ripped pants

Surrounded by suits and blazers

Like who can change us

Gotta stay down to Earth

Goin for the home run

But still roundin first

Told my boys i rap

They said "get er done"

So i done, did er, and had er done by dinner time.

I'm often in this prime

Don't even gotta finish last

Yeah i know that you think you're the bees knees

But to me you sound higher than the Bee Gees

Those who buy your CDs,

Keep your receipts

Oh no,

You're not fiddlin' with my species

My girls don't need a giant ass,

Or a giant rack

'Long as their minds in tact

Then i'm just fine with that.

While others concerned with

Movin diamond track

I'm thinkin about good times

And where to find 'em at