Wildin out in Candy Land, what will it take

To make motherfuckers understand I'm half baked?

Wildin out in Candy Land, what will it take

To make motherfuckers understand I'm half baked?

Wildin out in Candy Land, what will it take

To make motherfuckers understand I'm half baked?

Wildin out in Candy Land, what will it take

To make motherfuckers understand?



Snatch Baby Ruth, for money I had to take her

Slim Jim stepped in, caught a Jawbreaker

Like peanut brittle sent baby in bits

Offer made, Juicy Fruit don't want a Doublemint

Jack was a cracker, killed Cracker Jack

Didn't like my skin, gingerbread and that's a fact

Double murder killed Mike and Ike for a hundred grand

For cookie dough don't trip, do this shit for Fun Dip

Payday right on Fifth Avenue

Said welcome to the Big League Chew

Alexander the Great hate me, had to go

Bodied him while hanging out at Jolly Joe's

Gummy bears, gumdrop dime, he had to learn

Put him six feet under, left with gummi worms

Coconut Stacks, no time for making Skittles

Serving Lemonheads, Appleheads, Cherryheads, Red Hots making sizzles



Wildin out in Candy Land, what will it take

To make you motherfuckers understand I'm half baked?

Wildin out in Candy Land, what will it take

To make you motherfuckers understand I'm half baked?



Met a sweetie at a Hershey Bar named Jujube

She hung with Jolly Ranchers, a real Hot Tamale

Stomach rumbling, glad the bar served food

Payed for her dish, cause eating alone is damn rude

Baked Beans, Swedish Fish, barrels of root beer

Her freakiest experience was 3 Musketeers

We left the bar together, said she'd give me a Bit-O-Honey

I want a candy necklace why don't you be my Sugar Daddy

I had the Laffy Taffy, Starburst, Bubble Yum

I'm not a Milk Dud, where you think I come from?

I'm Mr. Goodbar, can never be a vanilla wafer

You get no Jesus Reese's Pieces on it's Now and Later

Okay Gingy, can't resist your Bubblicious

She gave me Blow Pops, Gumballs, and Hershey's Kisses

Almond Joy all night, Kit Kat, Good & Plenty

Lifesaver thought she was dying moaning Oh Henry!



Wildin out in Candy Land, what will it take

To make you motherfuckers understand I'm half baked?

Wildin out in Candy Land, what will it take

To make you motherfuckers understand I'm half baked?



Come on, come on, don't get mad man

It's just candy

Come on, come on, don't get mad

It's just candy

It's just candy

It's just candy

Don't get mad, it's just candy

Don't get mad, it's just candy

Don't get mad, it's just candy

It's just candy

Damn, it's just candy

Don't get mad, it's just candy

Don't get mad, it's just candy man

Just fucking candy

Damn