Let me be your hammer baby, hammer to your head
I wanna be your nail and then I nail you to your bed
I wanna be your coffin wrapped around you when you're 
dead
I gotta be your mouth so I can see you get well fed
Dance the chainsaw
Dance the chainsaw boogie with me
Let me be your underwear tight against your skin
Let me be your lock so only I can get in
I wanna be your belt tied tight around your hands
I gotta be your drug so that we can live out all my 
plans
Dance the chainsaw
Dance the chainsaw boogie with me
Aaah chainsaw
Dance the chainsaw boogie with me
Aaah chainsaw
Dance the chainsaw boogie with me
solo

Aaah chainsaw
Dance the chainsaw boogie with me
Aaah chainsaw
Dance the chainsaw boogie with me
I wanna be your chainsaw cut your old lovers in half
I wanna be a microphone so they can hear me laugh
I gotta be your fantasy sticky on your mind
I wanna be your eyeballs 'cause my love ain't blind
Dance the chainsaw
Dance the chainsaw boogie with me

I gotta be your chainsaw an' cut away your fear
I gotta have a thousand eyes to stand around and lear
I wanna be your slave girl and take all your stick
Then I wanna be your master and I'll whip you till 
you're sick
Dance the chainsaw
Dance the chainsaw boogie with me