Well I'm here looking thru' an old picture frame 

Just waiting for the perfect view 

I hope something special will step into my life 

Another fine edition of you 

A pin up done in shades of blue 

Some don't play yourself for a fool 

Too much cheesecake too soon 

And don't let this happen to you 



Sometimes you find you're yearning for the quiet life 

The country air and all of its joys 

But badgers couldn't compensate at twice the price 

For just another night with the boys 

And boys will be boys will be boys 



They say love's a gamble hard to win easy to lose 

And while sun shines you'd better make hay 

So if life is your table and fate is the wheel 

Then let the chips fall where they may 

In modern times the modern way 



And as I was drifting past the lorelei 

I heard those slinky sirens wail (ooo) 

So look out sailor when you hear them croon 

You'll never be the same again oh no 

Their crazy music drives you insane this way 



So love me leave me do what you will 

... who knows what tomorrow might bring 

Learn from your mistakes is my only advice 

And stay cool is the main rule 

Don't play yourself for a fool 

Too much cheesecake too soon 

Old money's better than new 

No mention in the latest tribune 

And don't let this happen to you