- Yeehehee! 

- Hey Thomas, come over here! 

- What for? I'm working! 

- You better check this girl out here 

- Yeah, yeah, yeah... 

- I wish I wasn’t picking trash right now 

- Well, you are 

- Man, I'd give anything for just five minutes... 



You were on the sidewalk picking trash, 

When you saw me lying in the grass 

Showing of the goods for all to see - Yeah! 

You said 

Pretty lady, give yourself to me 

You can be the bird if I can be the bee 



Lord, I wanna take you home 



You said 

Pretty woman, your damn fine 

I wanna make you mine, 

A body like a cokebottle! 

A smile like a light of the sky 

Perfect lips and perfect eyes 

A perky ass to match my thighs 

You said mama, won't you take me home 



One smile, 

Shines brighter than a star in the night 

One look, 

And I'm guessing you’re tighter than tight 

One love, 

Is all I'm longing for so mama won't you take me home 

We can have a little kiss, right now 

Just to see how it feels, my love 

So mama, won't you take me home 



I'm a woman, I've got it going on 

You don't know but girl you're the bomb 

I can cook real nice 'cause I'm the queen of the hill 

I dress real nice, my hear looks great 

I'm the kind of woman that you like to impregnate 

You said mama, won't you take me home 



One smile, 

Shines brighter than a star in the night 

One look, 

And I'm guessing you're tighter than tight 

One love, 

Is all I’m longing for so mama won't you take me home 

We can have a little kiss, right now 

Just to see how it feels, my love 

So mama, won't you take me home 



So mama won't you take me home 

( If it hadn't been for Cotton Eye Joe) 

Mama won't you take me home 

(I'd been married a long time ago) 

Woman I can't wait to make you mine, mine, mine 

So mama won't you take me home 



Pretty mama, I'm under your spell 

You act like you don't but you know damn well 

That in a hartbeat mama I can take you home 

Yeah 



I'm on your knee, I can't deny 

I should have played it cool but I make you hot 

Oh maybe, I'll take you home 



One smile, 

Shines brighter than a star in the night 

One look, 

And I'm guessing you're tighter than tight 

One love, 

Is all I'm longing for so mama won't you take me home 

We can have a little kiss, right now 

Just to see how it feels, my love 

So mama, won't you take me home 



One smile, 

Shines brighter than a star in the night 

One look, 

And I'm guessing you're tighter than tight 

One love, 

Is all I'm longing for so mama won't you take me home 

We can have a little kiss, right now 

Just to see how it feels, my love 

So mama, won't you take me home