Elizabeth: 
It's me, it's me!
It's me x 9
It's me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me
Me

Frau Blucher:
And who are you, you, you, you, you
You, you, you, you, you
You?

Elizabeth: [Spoken] 
Why I'm Elizabeth Benning, Dr. Frankenstein's adorable 
madcap fiance. 
I'm sure he's spoken of me day and night.

Frau Blucher: [Spoken]
Never. 
Well let me warn you Dr. Frankenstein may not be 
entirely happy with a surprise.

Elizabeth: [Spoken]
Au contraire.

Elizabeth:
Everybody loves to get a surprise. Life can be so dull 
without a surprise. 
When your spirits dragging and your oh so blue, it all 
can change, 
if your fates arranged a nice surprise for you. 
All the world enjoys a lovely surprise. Life's a chore, 
a bore without a surprise. 
When everything seems hopeless then you realize,
there's nothing like a wonderful surprise.

Elizabeth: [Spoken]
Allow me to present my entourage, I never travel 
without them. 
Marcia, nails, Sasha, makeup, Tasha, hair,
Basha, wardrobe, and Bob my astrologer. 

Ensemble:
Everybody loves to get a surprise.

Elizabeth:
Everybody loves a little surprise.

Ensemble:
No one could refuse a little surprise.

Elizabeth:
Protestants and Jews all love a surprise.


Ensemble: 
When you're melancholy

Elizabeth:

Ensemble:
And you start to cry

Elizabeth:
Don't you start to cry

Ensemble:
Cause a nice surprise will dry your eyes and troubles 
go bye, bye

Elizabeth:
Bye, bye

Frau and Igor:
Some folks don't appreciate a surprise.

Elizabeth:
No one could refuse a teeny weeny surprise.

Frau and Igor:
Specially if they're naked when their surprised

Elizabeth:
Everyone could use a lovely surprise

Frau and Igor:
If you know whats' doing

Elizabeth:
A surprise is brewing

Frau and Igor:
Here's what we advise, never bother people with a 
surprise.

Elizabeth:
Freddy, are you ready for a simply stunning surprise? 
It's me x 4

Frau and Igor:
Some folks don't appreciate a surprise.

Elizabeth:
Freddy darling! 
It's me x 5

Igor and Frau:
Specially if they're naked when their surprised

Elizabeth:
Stop your crying, don't be blue, it all can change, if 
a nice surprise's for you!
All the world enjoys a lovely surprise.

Igor and Frau:
Some folks don't appreciate a surprise,

Elizabeth:
Surprise!
Embrace the unexpected and let the fates devise a 
stunning, 
cunning, wonderful surpÂ…
Frederick!

Dr. Frankenstein:
Elizabeth!

Inga:
Scheiza

All:
Surprise!