Mel Brooks

Mel Brooks - I Wanna Be A Producer lyrics

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THE ACCOUNTANTS:
Unhappy...unhappy..very unhappy
Unhappy...unhappy...
Very very very very very
Very very unhappy 

LEO:
I spend my life accounting
With figures and such 
THE ACCOUNTANTS:
Unhappy 
LEO:
To what is my life amounting
It figures, not much 
THE ACCOUNTANTS:
Unhappy 
LEO:
I have a secret desire
Hiding deep in my soul
It sets my heart afire
To see me in this role 

I wanna be a producer
With a hit show on Broadway
I wanna be a producer
Lunch at Sardi's every day
I wanna be a producer
Sport a top hat and a cane
I wanna be a producer
And drive those chorus girls insane! 

I wanna be a producer
And sleep until half-past two
I wanna be a producer
And say, "You, you, you, not you"
I wanna be a producer
Wear a tux on op'ning nights!
I wanna be a producer
And see my name "Leo Bloom" in lights! 

CHORUS GIRLS:
He wants to be a producer 
Of a great big Broadway smash 
He wants to be a producer
Ev'ry pocket stuffed with cash
He wants to be a producer
Pinch our cheeks 'til we cry
CHORUS GIRL #1:
Ouch! 
CHORUS GIRL #2:
Eek! 
CHORUS GIRL #3:
Ooh! 
Oh! 
CHORUS GIRL #5:
Ahh! 
CHORUS GIRL #6:
Yes! 
CHORUS GIRLS:
He wants to be a producer
With a great big casting couch! OOH!

LEO:
I wanna be... 
CHORUS GIRLS:
He wants to be... 
LEO:
I wanna be... 
CHORUS GIRLS:
He wants to be... 

LEO:
I wanna be the greatest, grandest
And most fabulous producer in the world 

CHORUS GIRLS:
He wants to dine with a duchess and a duke 

LEO:
I just gotta be a producer
Drink champagne until I puke 
CHORUS GIRLS:
Drink champagne 'til he pukes! 

LEO:
I wanna be a producer
Show the world just what I've got
I'm gonna put on shows
That will enthrall 'em 
CHORUS GIRLS & LEO:
Read my name in Winchell's column! 
LEO:
I wanna be a producer
'Cause it's everything I'm not 

THE ACCOUNTANTS:
Unhappy...unhappy...

LEO:
I wanna be a producer...
Wait a minut x 2 Hold everything! x 2
Mr. Bialystock was right!
There is a lot more to me than there is to me!
Stop the world, I wanna get on! 

I'm gonna be a producer
GIRLS:
He's gonna be a producer
Look out Broadway, cause here I come!!

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Language: English

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