(first verse)
She's the mistress of cold
That's what i've been told
Preps used to get her
In a wrestling hold
Used her magick powers
To make a ki fold
Turned herself in-
To a common scold
She pointed out
All the preps faults
Till they got wrapped
In a reality waltz
Lemme tell you
It was a sight to behold
Preps slow dancing
All completely controlled
Then the spell
Really took hold
The preps turned into
A cellular slime mold
She thought she was safe
Slime fell into a colon
But when she turned around
All her pictures were stolen

(chorus)
Word up lady
Don't think i'm shady
Wanna get with you
And have a million babies
Our kids'll be more vicious
Than satan with rabies
I just wanna start
A legion of us
To run through this country
Like an evil shuttle bus
So come on lady
Let's get crazy
Like that movie bout dancin'
Starring patrick swayze
Let's do it all night
Until things get hazy
Lemme tear that shit up
Like a bloody daisy
Way more explicit
Than martin scorsese

(second verse)
Addicted to glitter
A freaky little critter
Makin' more smiles
Than a designated hitter
Sweeter than
A french apple fritter
More focused than
A satellite transmitter
Tellin' how it is
She's a heavy hitter
Don't cast no bad magick
Or you'll make her quite bitter
Like a crowd of fans
Who just got a pinch hitter
Gotta be skilled
For an attempt to get with her
So you better be crafty
Like a master pipe fitter
She doesn't like people or butterflies
She doesn't like the way they sensationalize
The premature way they want to end their lives
Depressive emotions as a disguise
For their exterior that's pretty on the outside
She only likes the people who're true bonafide
She's tired of the 10's, they're oversupplied
To many people here are jeckyl and hyde
To many people here, we need a divide

(chorus)
Word up lady
Don't think i'm shady
Wanna get with you
And have a million babies
Our kids'll be more vicious
Than satan with rabies
I just wanna start
A legion of us
To run through this country
Like an evil shuttle bus
So come on lady
Let's get crazy
Like that movie bout dancin'
Starring patrick swayze
Let's do it all night
Until things get hazy
Lemme tear that shit up
Like a bloody daisy
Way more explicit
Than martin scorsese

(third verse)
Amelie is hot and so are you
Not photogenic?
You need a mental review
Take more pictures
Send 'em to peru
You'll be worshipped there
Like a wandering jew
If you came and saw me
I'd make you chicken cordon bleu
Teach you ninja geekness
Give you a total walk through
The art of number training
N9362
Need more self esteem
It's long overdue
Everyone love 'emself
Through and through
Give 'emself hugs
Till they're purplish blue
Word up lady
I'm through with you

(chorus)
Word up lady
Don't think i'm shady
Wanna get with you
And have a million babies
Our kids'll be more vicious
Than satan with rabies
I just wanna start
A legion of us
To run through this country
Like an evil shuttle bus
So come on lady
Let's get crazy
Like that movie bout dancin'
Starring patrick swayze
Let's do it all night
Until things get hazy
Lemme tear that shit up
Like a bloody daisy
Way more explicit
Than martin scorsese

COME ON LADY!  LET'S HAVE A MILLION BABIES!
COME ON LADY!  LET'S HAVE A MILLION BABIES!

(BARK)
(BARK)
(BARK BARK BARK)

The dj goes meow and it makes me laugh.

The end.