The beam bridge, seeming to be the ridge spanner

all manner of planks gets employed under the banner

of progress, 85 yards the max

nobody plummets to the bottom of ravines intact


and so the truss bridge must be seen as an improvement,

cantilever even receiving the translucent

inducement to get wrecked (high-tech)

and watch the Firth of Forth fall in the drink, one should expect


and so you step with the arch bridge, point to every zenith

say that gravity's smart, you settle stones just like a genius

but I seen this tumble like crumbs from cookie's lips

the aquaducts no longer seem to irrigate worth spit


the suspension bridge could go like seven thousand feet

but it's seven plus one from here to where I wanna be

so I free up the styrofoam peanuts that i been packing

if I'm lacking in boats it's cause I'm fearful of the kraken

now I'm stacking little floaters and I'm banding them together,

I could travel in this manner over water to wherever

if the bonds hold tight let's take a hike to honolu

then you'll be whistling the praises of the float-bridge too