MC Chris

MC Chris - Yatch Birds lyrics

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Verse 1

Is she dope, yep, ass in full effect, 

she walks into the room and all the guys come down with strep, 

thinkin they can step, their hands go up with sweat, 

but she be down with me since fetts vette (jets jets), 

shes a hard drinka, a lollypop licka, 

a pistol packing mama got me posed like a thinker, 

she gold like the Aztecs or is it the incas 

she call the shot and the shot be cunnilingus 

she heaven sent on the x-box playing halo 

wish that she would clean my pipes like she wa draino, 

wish she wasnt hotter than a plate of jalapenos, 

i feel like the kid, that wants to eat his play dough, 

you shouldnt cuz it should be bad for your health, 

take one look at her and you be screamin for help 

or call up the police say put me in a cell, 

i cant resist this dish im under emilys spell if you couldnt already tell 

i love every iota, yoda should have told me she was off to south dakota 

one more yacht bird flew the coop I guess old gordy done screwed the pooch



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only thing i love more than herb is the bird but my luck's kinda fucked its a wonder that I flirt but I do and i will cuz im still just a nerd ever been left behind, let me hear ya say w3rd  														                                                                

Verse 2

Shes a go getter dressed in a sweater

we watched black hawk down together 

her name's heather, there's no better, didn't want her to go, but I had to let her

remember hot weather, there I first met her, ellen was saying we should so get together, miss going on dates, girls getting dolled up

Outside the yacht club, cant belive she showed up

scholios chick, one fake tit

always bitin her lip, always walkin with a limp

always talkin shit, always beggin to kiss

cuz you can't resist the lips of an MC Chris

we only had a month to hump it was rough

she was the first one that brought over a tooth brush

she missed home, horses in the barn 

life was sucking so  kentucky was pulling her arm

just one bird that got away

keep up to date by checkin her LJ

on my birthday she bought me chucks 

not only does it blow it totally sucks



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Verse 3

Her name was lb, she was an actress

I filled up her spaces like madlibs

way above average she was just a sad kid

so i couldnt help but give the girl my address

she live in texas like to get messed up

like to tease the boys so she always got dressed up

like to get in fights with the truckers at the rest stop

she was top notch and her bod was the best part

fan of mine summertime droppin' me a line 

sounded kinda cute couldnt help but reply

chillin in her pool squintin at the sky

cell phone rings MC says high

so were talking everyday, flirtin up a storm

plans a road trip i say w3rd is born

and my mind's set on porn, and i think im gonna score

I get down on all fours start scrubbin all the floors

then i get all nervous that an accident  is imminent,

never have a chance to relax and get intimate

arrives at  my drive, I sigh, get all shy 

so we all get all high walk down little 5 

do a shot buy some pot, take a seat on the street

shes cute and shes nice and shes hot and shes sweet

and she makes the first move cuz i'm set on defeat

then I tongue lap her flaps till she snaps and she screams 

and she just leaves, and im kinda relieved no ODs VDs hearts on my sleeve

not a stalker just a talker ass tight as a weave once a newbie now a groupie double clicking on me -what?



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