MC Chris

MC Chris - Robot Dog lyrics

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I got an allergy for every pedigree

So I got myself a robot that's Japanese

But yo, he's hard to please

He's always gotta pee



But he nevers sips a drip 

This chip is playin' me

The way it plays ladies is such a sight to see

He gets more digits than I could inside my wildest dreams



He plays the ho's

Instead of playing fetch with me

He sniffs the toes of

Tiffany and Stefanie



That brings up Emily

She was my latest squeeze

Robot dog stole that girl

Right out from under me



Sometimes I wonder why

I supply the energy

To my mortal enemy

That should be a best friend to me



Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel

Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table

Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is fuckin' fatal

I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle



Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker

Say, turn him off

Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker

Say, turn him off



He never pays the rent

He kicks me out of bed

I'm the pissed submissive

He's the fuckin' dominance



And it's been really tense

I'm feiging impotence

I got a robot dog

And haven't gotten any since



All my pals are fuckin'

Meloncholy malcontents

From Malcom In The Middle

To Malcom X



He eats filet migon

I'm eating fuckin' Alphabits

And the motherfucker just left me

The consanants



I hold his leash while

He gets all the compliments

He gets more attention than

A one eyed elephant



He's in the club

I'm in my car

Out of my element

In a Honda Element



Feeling irrelelvent

But it's on like it's Vaugh comma Vince

I wanna be gone like I'm

Jon Favreau havin' a fit



He's surrounded by chicks

Rubbing their D cup tits

I flip the toilet lid

Read a Maxim mag, bust a couple kids



Robot dog, he down tequila out of Tommy navel

Robot dog, he drinks his owner underneath the table

Robot dog, I'm afraid this foe is fuckin' fatal

I'm about to go pre-natal, end up in a baby cradle



Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker

Say, turn him off

Robot dog, turn him off, motherfucker

Say, turn him off
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