MC Chris
MC Chris - 006 lyrics
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[Chang:] Muu huuu huu haa haa haa (guns cocking)... You'll never get out of here alive mc it's a flying fortress and no ones ever... Jumped over the side and survived. It's never happened I've never seen it happen before. So just hand over the cash and hand over the girl. [Mc:] Forget about it Chang we're getting out of here and there's nothing you can do about it. I've got a parachute embedded in the back of my tuxedo so now I'm gonna jump over boaaaaaard and land in a car. Suitcase full of cash so you know I got the candy chrome Automatic in the dash hand in her pantyhose I got a fatty rolled we're doing 65 She opens up her mouth and puts my dick inside I keep them mystified all these bitches creaming Our windows gettin steamy and she's so on my semen Even when I'm sleeping even when I'm dreaming It's like Ghostbusters gettin blown by ghosts and demons Can't believe it that deceiving I know I am the shit If I ain't emptying my dick then I empty my clip So don't even try to trip cause I come strapped like raver pants Got a AK-47 and you're lit for laser tag I don't mean to brag I don't mean to boast My ride becomes a boat and we start cruising down the coast That's not only how I roll it's also how I flow Bust a cap at the clouds squirtin loads in your throat That's right I've got a car that transforms into a boat. Nobody's got that. Try to catch me while I pass you You can't see my badass tattoo I'm too fast and too elusive Helicopters are a nuisance Deadly jet skis try to get me Enemies are always meddling Somebody tell these bitches that you can't catch mc chris I am awesome I am bitching I'm avoiding ammunition Push the button just in time For our smokescreen flow they minds Sweet bikini watch me slaughter While I load this rocket launcher Hope you don't have a wife and kids 'cause you're about to be blown to bits! Underwater mansion where you know I grow the hydroponic Call it a sea-lab, let me tea bag you til you vomit Now you go wash your face, and then go take a shower Wash your vagina place, it's tasting kinda sour I debrief the chief say "I'm awesome, want a raise" If he says "no", guess what?, I'm gonna kick the case You should have seen his face he said "I'll give you what you need" I said "hey yeah you will, cause my name is mc" She in the walk-in yo hey it's got multi spigots I get her titties soapy I grab her by the biscuits And yo I fuck her gently I clean her dirty business She's screaming Jesus help me and can I have a witness We go to Mexico on my motocross We tell her bro hello but he's a miniboss But you know how I floss when it comes to steppin I don't just kick his ass I blow up his zeppelin That's right I blew up HIS zeppelin too. Ohhhh the Humanity. Try to catch me while I pass you You can't see my badass tattoo I'm too fast and too elusive Helicopters are a nuisance Deadly jet skis try to get me Enemies are always meddling Somebody tell these bitches that you can't catch mc chris I am awesome I am bitching I'm avoiding ammunition Push the button just in time For our smokescreen flow they minds Sweet bikini watch me slaughter While I load this rocket launcher. Hope you don't have a wife and kids 'cause you're about to be blown to bits! [Mc:] Fuck you robot hitler head, I'll never join you! you expect me To believe that's Hitlers body? What a bunch of bullshit! Robot Hitler Head: Fuck me!? Fuck YOU! Bitchin expedition it's a south pacific shoot out I'm grounded and surrounded and I gotta get the loot out Jungle ready with machete I'm a agent that's impatient Naked jungle ladies save me and I don't know where the day went Zombie Nazis got me and they lookin mighty mean Fuck the foot red deaths score the Wilhelm scream Swinging vines over mines in my ATV Roll light I tell my chopper, "what a great relief" Immortal mutha fuckas have to suffer my wrath Money hungry mutha fuckas must regurgitate cash My creepy cheep wants to speak but they're fixin the bath They want the double O dick all up in they vag... WHAT!? Robot Hitler head surprisingly did not have a zeppelin... But! he did have a zip car. Try to catch me while I pass you You can't see my badass tattoo I'm too fast and too elusive Helicopters are a nuisance Deadly jet skis try to get me Enemies are always meddling Somebody tell these bitches that you can't catch mc chris I am awesome I am bitching I'm avoiding ammunition Push the button just in time For our smokescreen flow they minds Sweet bikini watch me slaughter While I load this rocket launcher. Hope you don't have a wife and kids 'cause you're about to be blown to bits!