I was askin'

For two dollars

Two shots

To Kill the King



"If you really love me

And you're thinking of me

You'd do just about anything"



It happened on a sunday

The liqour stores were closed

Thank heaven for the blue laws

We were swimmin' in our sunday clothes



I was askin'

For two dollars

To cook up somethin' cheap

I was shakin' like the rabbit

That was hangin' from her teeth



"And in many degrees of heat

The fire looked at the meat

And said 'if I cook you

The least you can do

Is lay there and be sweet' "



Call the fire in winter

When it snows it won't be cold

Call the wind in summer

If the salt should reign as gold



Eraticus

Kill the King

Magantas

Kill the King