[Master Ace]
 Awww yeah! Uh  uh huh
 One two  microphone check one two
 Microphone check one two  mircophone check one two
 Tell you what I'm gonna do

 On and on and on is how the beat goes
 So sell the British Walkers and cut the afros
 And dance till the feeling is gone in your toes
 I wear shorts in the summer  Timberlands when it snows
 Sometimes I like to chill  sometimes I like to mingle
 Sometimes I get the fever for the flavor of a single
 Sexy young slimmy, but not too young, though
 That's because Jimmy might end up on death row
 Now this here jam is like a special kind of song
 It's not too short, but then again it's not too long
 I brought someone with me, someone you might know
 He's bound to wreck your body from the tip of your toe
 All the way up to your last hair folicle

 [Biz Markie]
 Hey hey hey, it's me the diabolical
 Yes, y'all and, it's time for me to fall in
 To a funky beat to make you have a ball and
 Jump, make you move your rump on the floor and like pump
 C'mon don't be a chump, I see four and maybe five
 Live party people but the rest did not survive
 (Why?) They had a cardiac arrest
 Now rocking microphones is something I do daily and
 Making people dance like if I was Albert Alien
 People just love it when the Biz starts to play
 With my (beatboxing), and by the way
 Skeezing with a girl is something I get tricky
 And I'm the sneaky type to like slip a girl a Mickey
 And I live the type of life that's far from affordable
 Standing on the corner calling cuties on the portable
 Me and Master Ace is FONKY (Word to Miz)
 Yo, who is it Ace? (It's me and the Biz)

 It's me and the Biz (Repeat 4x)

 [Biz Markie]
 Yo Ace, I got an, um, question
 Excuse me brother, but can you spare a dime?

 [Master Ace]
 Naw, but if you want, I can kick a funky rhyme
 All I need is a groove that's as smooth as a harp and
 I'm ready to talk nuff shit like Al Sharpton
 I take the stage and engage in a page and
 My name is Master Ace and 22 is the age

 [Biz Markie]
 Yo, I'm the B-I-Z M and, like a lot of women
 Bought a new car because the first one was a lemon
 Oochie Louie Findy, me and Sexy Cindy
 Riding around the block as if I was in the Indy
 Everybody pointing cause I am the joint and
 They know it's me, because I'm the B-I-Z
 Sometimes I lie in bed all day and think about my life
 Should I just kick rap and settle down with kids and a wife?
 And get a regular job where I'm working 9 to 5
 Shit, I'm the Biz and it's great to be alive

 [Master Ace]
 I'm making crazy hits, a winner never quits
 So those that used to diss me in the past are having fits
 But I just sit back and kick my feet up on the table
 Cause I'm able to rock a crowd without a cable
 Or a Cuban Link and (Yo, Lincoln wasn't Cuban!)
 So I still produce Def Jams like my name was Ricky Rubin
 M-A-S-T-E-R and this ain't store bought hip-hop from a jar and
 It sure ain't Stephanie Mills playing Dorothy in the Wiz
 It's me and the Biz

 It's me and the Biz (Repeat 4x)

 [Master Ace]