Ladies and gentlemen, believe me.
Tonight is a really special occasion to share a story.
(Hu hu) I'm gonna tell you the story of Mr. President.
Ladies and gentlemen, I beg your attention.
I'm talking about Mr. President.

Ah, Mr. President! Oh, Mr. President!

[Organ solo]

Mr. President was adored, why did people give him attention
Love and adultion? I don't know, I wondered.

[Sax solo]

One day, Mr. President took the elevator.
He saw the destruction & he stared motion this, stroked by loveliness.
The elevator's door slumbered and killed Mr. President.

Ah, Mr. President! Oh, Mr. President!

I'm so desperate, he was such a lovely cat. Ha ha ha ha!