Johnny 

was top of the class before he was even born

Johnny was hard, he was nails, we were not

and when he opened his mouth, then out came the foghorn



Gimme your money or I'll have ya

Gimme some food or your dead

Gimme the answers to your homework

Gimme gimme gimme gimme



Stuck in such a funny place

has no name, no time, no space

heading for the pavement once again

been here many times before

between the ceiling and the floor

heading for the pavement once again 



Oh dear I'm back here again (now I'm back again)

Oh dear I'm back here again (now I'm back again, now I'm back again)

Johnny 



Johnny was mean

captain of the rugby team

six feet tall with a fist like a bowling ball

Johnny was mad, mad, Johnny was bad

he was hungry for blood and he screamed down my earhole



Gimme your money or I'll have ya gimme some food or your dead

gimme the answers to your homework

gimme gimme gimme gimme



stuck in such a funny place

has no name, no time, no space

heading for the pavement once again

been here many times before

between the ceiling and the floor

heading for the pavement once again 



Oh dear I'm back here again (now I'm back again) 



Johnny 

Gimme your money or I'll have ya

gimme some food or your dead

gimme the answers to your homework

gimme gimme gimme gimme



I'm falling 

Stuck in such a funny place

has no name, no time, no space

heading for the pavement once again

been here many times before

between the ceiling and the floor

heading for the pavement once again 



Oh dear I'm back here again (now I'm back again) 

Johnny