Look like a girl but I think like a guy

Not ladylike to behave like a slime

Easy to be sleazy when you've got a filthy mind

You stick to your yogurts

I'll stick to my apple pie



Girls are not meant to fight dirty

Never look a day past thirty

Not gonna bend over and curtsy for you



Is there any possibility

You'll quit gossiping about me

To hide your insecurities

All you say is "blah, blah"



Girls they never befriend me

Because I fall asleep when they speak

Of all the calories they eat

All they say is "na na na na na" (na na na na na)

All they say is "na na na" (na na na na na)



Girls, oh girls, wag your tails to the beat

Of Girls Aloud, oh the journos in heat

Write such good stories

Oh their mothers must be proud

Making money of your insecurity and doubt



Girls are not meant to fight dirty

Never look a day past thirty

Not gonna bend over and curtsey for you



Is there any possibility

You'll quit gossiping about me

To hide your insecurities

All you say is "blah, blah"



Girls they never hear from me

Because I fall asleep when they speak

Of all the calories they eat

All they say is "na na na na na" (na na na na na)

All they say is "na na na na na" (na na na na na)



I feel I've been riding in a fast car

Burning dirty gas won't get you that far

I feel I've been riding up the wrong path

But I'm gonna make sure I get the last laugh



Is there any possibility

You'll quit gossiping about me

To hide your insecurities

All you say is "blah, blah"



Girls they never befriend me

Because I fall asleep when they speak

Of all the calories they eat

All they say is "na na na na na" (na na na na na)

All they say is "na na na" (na na na na na)



Girls, wag your tails to the beat (na na na na na)